Did anyone watch Town of the Living Dead on the SyFy Channel? If not, it was a docu-series about a film crew in Jasper, AL who were struggling to make a full-length zombie movie.
I was excited to watch this show because 1)zombies and 2)I actually chased a girl to Jasper and that’s where I had my first kiss. So I have a special attachment to that city.
The show chronicled this group of amateurs as they struggled to put together scenes with no money, no special makeup effects, and no idea what they were doing. It was funny and endearing. It almost felt like I knew these people because I recognized their accents and southern colloquialisms.
Usually I cringe at southern representation on television because the shows always make the people seem like uneducated hicks. Maybe I’m in the minority on this one but I never felt the cast of the show were put in a bad light or made to look like white trash. Sure, they were country but that was a part of the charm.
But instead of showing these people farting in each other’s mouths or filling up the bed of a truck with water and using it as a redneck hot tub like you’d find on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Town of the Living Dead actually showed people with aspirations beyond drinking beer and mud riding. They were creative and passionate about their project.
One cast member, John, was the writer and director of the zombie movie. I related to him the most. He was a creative guy who dreamed of making a film but was stuck in a small town with very little artistic opportunities. While he worked on the film in his spare time, he earned money by working at RadioShack. Here I am, also a writer and also stuck in my own retail hell. I feel ya, brother.
I watched The Perks of Being a Wallflower last weekend and it was great and it made me both happy and sad. I related to Charlie, the main character and an outcast of sorts. I could not relate to the Charlie who finally found a place he belonged. But good for him.
I just wondered if there was a story out there about a boy who never found his place. Where was the tale of the guy who sat at the lunch room table by himself? Where’s the book about the boy who reached the end and found nothing was resolved? Stories like that don’t exist because people don’t want a depressing ending. They need to have hope for the boy because they are the boy and if the boy doesn’t make a connection, they fear they won’t either and no one wants to consider that could be a reality for them.
So we set him up with some good friends and a crush and he gets kissed and holds hands under the stars and it’s book perfect. And we feel both happy and sad because we don’t have that but the boy is us and so if he finds it, so will we.
But some people know better.
In the movie (and book), Charlie writes letters to someone, chronicling a year in his life, but we are never told who he writes. And it made me want to write letters to anonymous people, too. What if I selected an address out of the phone book and wrote to this stranger, told him or her what was going on in my life? What if I sent several strangers these kinds of letters? What if I followed up every month or two? “Hi, it’s me again. This is what has happened since the last time I wrote you.” But I’d keep myself anonymous as well. A letter written from the heart and sent to one stranger from another.
Of course, it could be borderline creepy.
I think there’s something kind of romantic and beautiful about reaching out to a complete stranger, making an intimate connection, sharing personal struggles and triumphs through a filter of anonymity. I like the juxtaposition and the…well, borderline creepiness of it, to be honest. I just know if someone sent me a random anonymous letter that let me glimpse into their life, I’d be fascinated. Well, it was a good life with good writing, of course. I don’t need anyone sending me their school schedule or grocery list.
Oh, and I listened to the author/director commentary after I watched the movie and it was almost better than the movie. He delves deeper into the book and the movie and the characters and how he felt about making the movie and writing the book and all the feels he tried to capture and it was just nice and warm and beautiful and I recommend it.
Went back to work Monday after my wonderful week-long holiday. It was fantastic. I didn’t do a thing and have no regrets. I did, however, eat a ton of crap. Over the course of seven days, I ended up eating a pumpkin cheesecake, a pumpkin cupcake, another pumpkin cheesecake, pumpkin cheesecake ice cream, pumpkin spice cake donuts, pumpkin spice latte, and a pumpkin spiced danish. Now, my reasoning is pretty simple. All the pumpkin-flavored items are seasonal. If I didn’t snatch up that goodness, I’d have to wait until next year. I was literally eating that stuff like it was going out of style…because it was.
I also enjoyed watching AMC’s Fearfest, which included a Friday the 13th marathon and random horror movies. I also Netflixed the Saw movies and played some Resident Evil 6. Also, the premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum and freaking The Walking Dead! It was all about the gore and the gluttony and it was great.
It was just nice to relax and enjoy waking up late and going to bed late and being lazy. I didn’t even shave. I’ve been wanting to grow a beard for a while now, mostly because I never have before and wanted to see if I could pull one off. No Shave November is next month and I thought I’d participate but I also wanted to get a couple of week’s head start. I thought if I grew a pre-beard now, it wouldn’t look so shabby when Thanksgiving came around.
And then I went back to work and any energy I had managed to recover last week was gone within the first 15 minutes. But everyone liked the facial hair. I expected negative reactions but they were actually overwhelmingly positive.
Work girlfriend’s jaw dropped and she gasped. I thought it was out of disgust but she later told me it was because she thought I looked really attractive, to the point she couldn’t look at me without getting a little excited. That was a good little confidence booster. And let me just add really quick, because I’ve already said I didn’t want to really mention her anymore, she text blasted my phone the week I was gone. It was actually kind of annoying. It’s like, go text your boyfriend. I’m unavailable over here, being awesome growing a beard and blowing heads off zombies. Back off my dick, ya know?
So, work sucks. I came back with an IDGAF attitude, which probably wasn’t the best because I had to train two new girls my first day back. Work is gearing up for the Christmas rush so they’ve hired a bunch of losers to stand at the counter and struggle to make change for the next two months and I’m over it.
It was also brought to my attention that a lot of drama went down while I was gone. I’m starting to believe that, while there’s always going to be some sort of drama anywhere you go, it seems to be more concentrated in small towns. Forgive me if I’m wrong but I just think that drama, much like pregnancy, is prolific simply because there’s nothing better to do. It’s like, we can either go into the woods for a quick poke or start a rumor about Leona and her body pillow.
I just feel like, why can’t we all get along? What do you get from lying or telling half-truths or flat out making crap up? We all hate our jobs and we all hate the customers so why can’t we come together to counteract our putrid patrons?
I’m just tired of the same crap and feel like I can’t trust anyone there. They’re all so sneaky and it’s unfortunate they spend their energy being destructive. I understand I’m one cynical mofo but I don’t go around tearing people down every chance I get. So, basically, everyone can suck it.
Man, I love October.
Obviously, things started slowing down in October. I don’t know what happened other than just being burned out on reading, trying to work on writing my own book and hating my job/life/self. But I surpassed my goal of reading twenty-four books so that makes me feel pretty good. I hope I can keep it up this year as well. Even if I don’t read a ton of books, as long as I’m continually reading something, I think I’ll be satisfied with that.
Can you believe I didn’t watch any movies in October? It’s like that month is made for me, especially with my penchant for horror movies. Unfortunately, I didn’t know of any television channels that played any really good scary movies. There was the obligatory Halloween movie marathon, which I did browse but I didn’t watch any of the movies all the way through to warrant including them in the list.
Things also started slowing down in October as far as movies are concerned. I suppose I was in a bit of a funk. I didn’t even write many blog entries in those months, either. Gosh, what did I do with my time?
Last year, I posted all of the books and movies I enjoyed (or did not enjoy) in 2009. I thought it would be nice to do it again this year!
When I listed all of the books I read, I was ashamed. Only five. I could blame it on being busy with school/stress etc. but there really wasn’t an excuse. So, I made a resolution to read at least two books a month in 2010. That’s twenty-four books. Way better than five. I thought that seemed pretty reasonable, considering my work schedule and getting back into animating. Unfortunately, I didn’t make my goal. But, I read almost the entire year. Some books took me two months to complete (because they were so bad) but I pushed through and the important thing was that I continuously read.
My goal for next year is to complete the Harry Potter series. I read the first three when they came out but then I stopped for some reason so I’m basically going to have to start all over! I know, I’m way behind but the books just look so huge and it seems like I’d really have to be in the mood to read them and my interests were always elsewhere so I have put them off but I will put them off no longer!
Lucky by Alice Sebold (3/5)
Halloween (2007) (2.5/5)
Halloween 2 (2009) (2/5)
The Crazies (2010) (3/5) Read Review
Humble Pie (1/5)
Homecoming (TV) (2/5)
Zombie Honeymoon (4/5) Read Review
District 9 (4/5)
Zombie Honeymoon (4/5)
This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth
What a blast! If you’ve seen the trailer for the movie or heard any of the reviews, then you should know the movie is completely silly and made to be enjoyed, not analyzed or deconstructed. Yes, this movie is all about the boobs, blood and laughs. And that’s okay by me! As far as story, well, there’s not much to it. As described above, a bunch of flesh-hungry fish are unleashed onto a large group of teens celebrating Spring Break. This thin plot is there to offer reasoning for why the piranhas are suddenly there, tearing large-breasted women to pieces.
A group of seismologists (AKA more victims) team up with Sheriff Julie Forester (played by the still smoking hot Elizabeth Shue) to investigate the fissure caused by the tremors. Once two of the members are attacked, one of the piranhas is captured and taken to a marine biologist. He tells them it’s bad, bad news and Julie decides to shut down Lake Victoria, the hot spot for all the Spring Breakers.
Meanwhile, Julie’s son, Jake, gets caught up in the Spring Break madness and inadvertently gets caught up in a “Wild Wild Girls” softcore porn shoot. He takes the “Wild Wild Girls” crew along with his friend/crush, Kelly, on a boat right into the path of the piranhas. To make matters worse, Jake’s little brother and sister find themselves trapped on a small island with no way to escape.
Julie’s cries for the closing of the lake go unheard as the Spring Breakers ignore her warnings and booze it up. That is, until the piranhas show up. Gory carnage ensues!
Forget plot, forget story, forget believable characters. This movie is all about the piranha attacks. I was surprised that there were very few attacks throughout most of the movie. While there are a few attacks here and there, the real good stuff doesn’t kick in until the last block of the movie but believe me, it is worth the wait. There’s also plenty of female flesh to satisfy any red-blooded hetero male. And hey, there’s even a little peen (no pun intended) for the gay guys to gobble up (pun intended). And in a pleasant surprise, there was even some tension injected into some of the scenes. And lastly, it was pretty darn funny in some spots. As for the 3D aspect, some say it wasn’t worth the extra charge. As far me, I’ll agree that the 3D probably wasn’t utilized as well as it could have been but I still thought it was effective enough to justify the extra cost. Side note: Being able to watch the Resident Evil trailer in 3D alone was worth the two bucks!
All in all, the movie was ridiculous, fast-paced and over the top. It won’t win any Oscars but it doesn’t aim to. It just aims to have fun and I think it accomplished it well. I would definitely watch it again.
4 out of 5.
This is probably the first romantic zombie movie I’ve ever seen and definitely the first zombie movie that’s based on true events. Well, the zombie part isn’t true but the characters of Denise and Danny are based on the director’s real life sister and brother-in-law. In fact, the entire movie reflects their real lives together. The real Danny and Denise were newly weds who quit their jobs to move to Portugal. Danny was a surfer and wanted to live where the waves were beautiful and accessible. Right before they were supposed to leave, Danny died in a surfing accident. The director created this movie as a valentine for his sister and her strength and ability to get through such a tragic loss.
The Last Place You’d Ever Expect to Find Yourself
Astronaut Sam Bell is in the last days of his three year contract to live and work on the moon, cultivating resources to send back to Earth. After being on his own for such a long period, and with no one to talk to but a computer, Sam starts to feel the effects of isolation. Things get really interesting when Sam has a near fatal accident, awakens in the infirmary and then realizes he’s not as alone on the ship as he thought he was. And when Sam discovers the identity of the new passenger, everything Sam ever believed in is shattered.
I had heard a lot of good things about this movie but I also tried to avoid hearing too much about it. I’m a firm believer in knowing as little as possible about a movie before going into it, especially trailers that can be too revealing. Of course, that tactic backfires sometimes when you realize that if you had just watched the trailer, you’d know you were walking into a giant turd of a film. But, I trusted that this wouldn’t be a turd and I was correct! This is another review in which I don’t want to say too much because I don’t want to give anything away. So, I’ll just say that this movie, just like Soldier’s Girl, had me thinking mucho after the credits rolled.
One of the biggest things that I got from the film is how we can walk around and believe certain things are true when in reality, they might be completely fabricated. It really makes you think about reality or what reality means to you vs. what it means to me. Who knows what’s real? I guess it’s all about the perception. Schizophrenics can hear voices that aren’t there and see monsters that don’t exist and we can write them off as being crazy but what if they have tapped into a different dimension of reality that “normal” people aren’t privy to? Monsters aren’t real but trees are and who’s to say that’s true? Just because an overwhelming majority of people believe this to be the case doesn’t necessarily mean it is if we are all programmed by some larger source to believe it.
Another concept is that of one’s will to survive despite devastating odds. How far are you willing to go to save yourself once your destiny is revealed and you realize you have no destiny? What is that burning desire to live that’s within us, even when we know we have no future, despite logic and reason? There’s just so much that I think can be pulled from the film, many layers of meaning and I love that.
Finally, props go to Sam Rockwell, who plays Sam Bell. You see many sides of him throughout the film and he manages to separate himself into different identities while still being the same person, if that makes any sense. And because he is virtually the only character in the film, the fact that he held my focus the whole time is a good sign of his acting ability. I sympathized with him and rooted for him the entire time. Good actor, good character.
See this film and after you do, please come back and let me know what you thought!
4 out of 5.
She Was The Only Man He Ever Loved
This film tells the true story of a young soldier that falls in love with a transgendered woman and the deadly consequences of their relationship.
Barry Winchell is the new kid in the military and is assigned a room with a seasoned soldier, Justin Fisher. Fisher convinces Winchell to attend a nightclub where drag queens and transgendered women perform. Barry is drawn to one of the performers, Calpernia Addams, and soon begins pursuing her. She’s hesitant to allow the relationship to progress because Barry is a “normal straight boy” and she doesn’t want to be hurt when he realizes what he’s gotten himself into. As the story continues, Fisher becomes more and more unstable as his relationship with Barry deteriorates. Simultaneously, Barry and Calpernia become lovers. Soon, a young man named Calvin Glover joins Barry and Fisher’s troop and it’s apparent this guy is off his rocker just as much as Fisher is. Fisher takes this troubled youth under his wing and instigates an ongoing unease between the young man and Barry. Eventually, the tension escalates and ends in tragedy.
This film kept me thinking long after the credits rolled and I love that in a film. While listening to the commentary by the filmmakers, they said they intended to create an incredibly complex love story. They succeeded beautifully. In fact, the story was so complex that I don’t even know where to start analyzing this movie. Actually, I don’t think I will analyze it. I just want to bring this film to people’s attention and then let it speak for itself.
All I will say is that I hope the film opens up people’s minds to the concept of gender and sexuality. While watching the film, I didn’t see a gay couple. I didn’t see a man fall in love with another man or a man fall in love with a woman who used to be a man. I saw two people fall in love with each other. The gender soon became irrelevant as I grew to know these two human beings as individuals and as a couple.
Let me also mention the amazing actors. Troy Garity was great as Barry Winchell. I think he handled Barry’s intricate sexuality beautifully with a mix of sincerity and grace. And Lee Pace was absolutely astounding as Calpernia Addams. First of all, I saw him a few weeks prior in the thriller Possession (starring the always delicious Sarah Michelle Gellar, which was the only reason why I saw that clunker in the first place) and in the film, he played a pretty bad dude. Muscular, macho and mean. And to then see him as a woman was a complete transformation and a testament to his skill as an actor. He sounded like a women. He moved like a woman. And it wasn’t an over exaggerated caricature of a woman, either. It was natural. And as the film progressed, I forgot he was a man at all. Once again, it just went back to being about two people.
My favorite scene is when Barry and Calpernia are in a row boat in a pond. Barry asks Calpernia to sing to him and she does as he rows the boat. That moment was sweet, touching. And it just goes to show that we all want that. No matter who we are or who we love, we all want someone there with us to share those kind of peaceful, tender moments. We all want to love and be loved. And what’s so wrong with that?
See this film. It was powerful, emotional and enlightening.
4 out of 5.
Acting was good. Cinematography was gorgeous. Gore was great. There’s one decapitation scene that is so graphic in its realism that I had to rewind it several times with my mouth agape in awe. That was worth a rental alone. The last block did pull me out of the film just a bit. The direction went from horror to almost a comic book feel with the decision of the main character. I suppose it sort of made sense and maybe it was pulled off better in the graphic novel but it just didn’t sit right with me in the movie. Fortunately, the final frames made up for it with some bittersweet gruesomeness. I honestly can’t remember the last vampire film I’ve scene (not counting New Moon) so this was a nice reintroduction to the vamp genre.
4 out of 5.